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Created on 2005-06-30 12:47:45 (#7593448), last updated 2007-02-11
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Basic Info| Name: | doubleyoudoubleyoudoubleyoudotshizzledotcom |
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| Birthdate: | 08-31 |
| Location: | BORATYESBLAD, Kazakhstan |
| Website: | We all like a bit o' it. |
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Techno Sun.
Chloë likes this scene very much indeed.
This is the best background ever in the history of the world.
Chloe and Alex's electro techno band.
This is Chloë's very
close friend Felix "Da Junglecat Wycliff Charles" Jones. Felix "DJWC" Jones is rather a rockstar.
She has a particular witty racist humour about her.
Certain funny quotes:
◊"So you're having a nice time in ktown then suddenly, BAM *****, BAM *****."
◊"Who are they?, 4 Queers in a Boat?" "No Alex. They're 4 Poofs and a Piano."
◊"DON'T PANIC.I'M ISLAMIC."
AND tends to copy Chloë's homework/work/ take ALL Chloë's money/ ciggarettes and is just a generally nasty person. EH?
This is Chloë's imbecilic sister. That must be the devil in disguise.
The evil counterpart has performed such deeds as:
◊Called Chloë's dearly loving Father a Bitch.
◊Called Chloë a Motherfucker.
◊Poisened Chloë with used washing up water.
◊Compared Chloë's "chestal area" to a speck of dust.
And all this comes from an 8 year old.
This is Lily, wearing Chloë's beloved wig.
And Chloë's Father's AMAZINGLY
One of the most amusing things said by her:
"When Joss and Chloë have children they'd be transparent, they're both so pale."
The person in
George is one of the best people in Chloë's abyssmil form.
He always seems to know exactly the right time to insult her and make her feel
Calum
He gets drunk rather easily and has relieved himself infront of Alex and Chloë. (Mentally scarring the TERRIFIED girls and losing his
DICK'EDS
Just THAT boy.
Don't even get Chloë STARTED on him.
Chloë LOVES Lee Marvin. And this film. A combine Harvester driven by a fat cunt, chasing Lee Marvin and Sissy Spacek through a massive field of corn. GENIUS
An
Chloë NEEDS Trip Fontaine. Rather a lot.
"KILL HIM KILL HIM."
"NO, I got work to do, no PLEASE."
"KILL HIM! KILL HIM SLOWLY!"
"NO! NO PLEASE!"
"GOODNIGHT SWEET PRINCE, MAY FLIGHTS OF ANGELS SING THEE TO THY REST."
He is GOD.
◊"MORETTI STREET?!!??"
"DUDE THERE'S A MORETTI STREET, YOU GOTTA GET A PICTURE OF THAT!"
◊"It's not GREAT but it's alright".
◊"AHHHH WANNA PIECE O' JAMMIN, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHDHHHH."
Love them,
Just a little.
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Schools:
Teddington Secondary School - London, England - Greater London, United Kingdom (2002 - 2007)
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